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Most Likely to Feature
Himself in a Quiz

Steven Noll (History)

"The first test I had in that class I
got every question right except
one: 'How do you spell my name?'
What kind of question is that? It
pissed me off a little."

–Yesenia Tabares, psychology
graduate student

 

Least Likely to be Stumped
Paul Ehrlich (Math)

"Erlich, I'm pretty sure, can solve any problem using linear algebra. One day I'm going to ask him what I ate for breakfast that morning, and see what equation he comes up with."

–Gerrick Minor, computer engineering major

 

Most Likely to Sport Fangs
and a Cape

Robert Wagman (Classics)

"I'm not sure exactly where Transylvania is, but Wagman was probably born there. He sounds exactly, I mean exactly, like Dracula. I kept waiting for him to say 'I vant to suck your blood.'"

–Jaime Coniglio, classics major