By TY EPPSTEINER

We here at the Orange & Blue are concerned about your health. Namely, your mental health. So we decided to create a Rorschach ink-blot to provide you, our ailing reader, with a glimpse into the subconscious.

Stare at the picture, at whatever angle you choose. What do you see?

Some of you may see a bunch of different sized orange and blue Gators pasted on to of each other in silly angles on white paper. If you see this it means you are unimaginative and boring and your parents probably made you stay inside and work on your multiplication tables while all the other kids were out fighting pirates. Either that or you have just had a partial lobotomy, and we want to say it hasn't affected you at all. Sorry.

Some of you may be re-checking our cover to make sure you haven't mistakenly been reading Playboy. You may be thinking up great letters to the editor shaming us for putting such smut in our magazine. This can mean one of two things, either you have not been laid since the Crimean War or you are getting laid so much you are being sponsored by Trojan. For the former, we hear Internet dating is really taking off these days... For the latter, they do free S.T.D testing at the health clinic. Do us all a favor...

Some of you may see a large striped pink and yellow elephant slashing the throat of a sad circus clown with a large rusty razor in its trunk while rolling over crying children, their bodies covered in bloody cotton candy. If you do see this we advise you to take all sharp objects out of your pockets, handcuff yourself to the nearest immovable object and call us for an interview for the Orange & Blue magazine next semester.

And there is much more to see as well. Share this with your friends, loved-ones and neighbors. Find out what is really going on in their heads. And for God's sake, get the help you need. We'll be here to help you pick up the pieces when you get back.

Story produced by
Elizabeth Marum & Catherine Dempsky